midorimashintarou:

clock: 3am

me: image

paisleypomegranates:

This made my cry.

paisleypomegranates:

This made my cry.

running an "aesthetic" blog
  • me:

    shoves succulents and marble sculptures up my ass

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

Also the bus I take to uni doesn’t exist anymore…

Thanks h

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

image

bogleech:

"WHO IS IT. WHO’S FUCKLE-ING WITH ME. YOU WANNA GO?"

bogleech:

"WHO IS IT. WHO’S FUCKLE-ING WITH ME. YOU WANNA GO?"