ladygolem:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

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what the fuck

ditched

nostalgiaultra:

warchief:

where are the relatable posts at?

tfw you try and avoid grandma but she’s too fast. She’s so fucking fast. Why is grandma so fast?

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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toxigenics:

when you go to a /tagged/me and it’s just a bunch of relatable posts

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Isn’t nature beautiful

foreveralone-lyguy:

Isn’t nature beautiful

no seriously what is up with tumblr continually recommending pro-israel posts on my dashboard

seriously

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

hell yeah i won a nick cave competition, 2 tickets to the movie and a vinyl and cd version of push the sky away!!!

asks:
20-30

danke

20. name something i have to do tomorrow - as far as i’m aware nothing!

21. name something i dislike about the day i’m having - carlton’s getting done by port

22. have i ever liked one of my best friends of the opposite sex - a while back yah

23. am i nice to everyone - i try, but not always

24. what am i sitting on right now - i am lieing on myy bed

25. do i think i can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat - yes

26. have i ever wanted someone i can’t have? - did you mean right now because yes

27. who was the last person i talked to before i went to bed last night - my mum i think

28. do i get a lot of colds - yes

29. have my pants ever fallen down in public - no

30. does anyone hate me? - probably a lot of people

am very bored
  • 1. Post a picture of u?

  • 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

  • 3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

  • 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

  • 5. Can you commit to one person?

  • 6. How do you look right now?

  • 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

  • 8. How often do you listen to music?

  • 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

  • 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?

  • 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

  • 12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

  • 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

  • 14. Can you drive a stick shift?

  • 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

  • 16. Are you going out of town soon?

  • 17. When was the last time you cried?

  • 18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

  • 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

  • 20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

  • 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

  • 22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

  • 23. Are you nice to everyone?

  • 24. What are you sitting on right now?

  • 25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

  • 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

  • 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

  • 28. Do you get a lot of colds?

  • 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

  • 30. Does anyone hate you?

  • 31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

  • 32. Do you like watching scary movies?

  • 33. Are you a jealous person?

  • 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

  • 35. Did you have a dream last night?

  • 36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

  • 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

  • 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

  • 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

  • 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

  • 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

  • 42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

  • 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

  • 44. What’s the best part about school?

  • 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

  • 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

  • 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

  • 48. Were you single over the last summer?

  • 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

  • 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

  • SEND ME NUMBERS AND I WILL ANSWER.

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.